Two lost hunters.

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These two guys were out elk hunting in the mountains when a heavy fog started rolling in. Well, they wandered around for awhile and finally had to admit that they had entirely lost their sence of direction and neither one of them had thought to bring a compass with them.

So one of the guys looks at the other one and says, "We are hopelessly lost. What do you think we should do"?

The other guy says, "Welp, I ain't never been this lost in my whole life. I think probably the best thing for us to do right now is get down on our knees and pray to the heavens above".

And so they did just that. They where on their knees, hands folded, and praying just as hard as they could for God to give them a sign so they could get out of there.

Just about that time, a flock of wild geese came flying over and KA-SPLAT!, it took a dump and it landed squarely on one of the hunters head.

Without missing a beat, the lost hunter, still praying, looked up to the heavens and said. "No crap Lord, we're really lost"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Is that the same two hunters that were lost and fired three shots into the air to signal for help. They waited an hour and did it again. It was getting close to night when one says to the other that they better get found soon, he's only got 2 arrows left.